"Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference."

— Kai, Lessons in Life #21    (via lilgivenchyprincess)
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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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lesbianwarfare:

matching icons for you and the bae, cimet

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theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

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"If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about her, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death."

— (via moonsads)
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The signs in a relationship

thebeautifulstars-astrology:

Aries - bold , passionate , impulsive , sexual

Taurus - loyal , sensual , stable , controlling

Gemini - changeable , friendly , mood swings , delightful

Cancer - Sympathetic , overly emotional , nurturing , Loving

Leo - Playful , adoring , bossy ,…

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Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have
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17000dollars:

for 17000 dollars you could buy like 1000 of these Amigurumi Ball Pits

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"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."

— J.D. Salinger (via ontelbaar)
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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

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