"when you really like someone you can start to become them"
If you kiss my neck or bite my lip don’t be surprised if you end up against the wall.
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
Yeah Marcel the monkey bit them and gave them monkey rabies and they died.
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*